Arrr! A judge be tellin' the Trump crew to haul back a bloke sent to El Salvador's brig by mistake!
2025-04-04
Arrr! A wise matey o’ the court be sayin’ the Trump crew must haul back a poor soul named Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who be mistakenly tossed to a land of pirates! By the stroke of midnight Monday, return him they must, lest they face the judge's wrath! Har har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the furrows of the law! A federal judge, fair and square, be makin' a decree that the Trump administration must scurry like a rat on a sinking ship to fetch back a poor soul named Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who found himself in a right pickle after bein' mistakenly tossed into the clutches of an El Salvador prison!Aye, U.S. District Judge Paula Xinis, with the wisdom of a sage and the heart of a pirate, declared that this foul deed of wrongful deportation be as illegal as a bilge rat aboard a treasure ship! She ordered that our wayward comrade must be returned by the stroke of midnight on Monday, lest he be left to rot in the jungles of El Salvador!
The scallywags at the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, who be responsible for this blunder, surely face a stormy sea ahead. They thought they could cast Garcia adrift on March 15th, but nay, the winds of justice be blowin’ fierce! So, let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers and scoundrels: be careful with yer deportations, or ye might find yerselves walkin' the plank!