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Arrr, matey! Idaho's landlubbers be shorn like scallywags, standin' by their matey fightin' the cursed sea of cancer!

2025-04-05

Arrr, matey! In the fair land of Idaho, Republican scallywags tossed aside their colors, sportin’ bald noggins to stand by a Democratic lass battlin’ the beast of chemotherapy. Aye, they be lookin’ like a crew of swabs, but their hearts be as mighty as any treasure!

Arrr, matey! Idaho's landlubbers be shorn like scallywags, standin' by their matey fightin' the cursed sea of cancer!

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale from the land o' Idaho, where a band o' Republican scalawags showed a heart as grand as the seven seas! This spring, twelve brave souls, led by Rep. Josh Wheeler, took to the clippers, cleanin' off their noggins to stand with their fair lass, Rep. Brooke Green, who be fightin' the devil called breast cancer once more.

With shorn heads glimmerin' in the sun, they declared that even scallywags can unite beyond party lines fer a noble cause! They even banded together to support House Bill No. 134, a decree to ensure that all the at-risk lasses be gettin' yearly breast cancer screenings. “Early detection saves lives!” they proclaimed like true sea shanty singers.

Rep. Mike Pohanka shared his own sorrows, for his wife be a survivor, while Rep. Wheeler spoke of communing together in tough times. “When the waves be high, we must hold fast to our mates!” he declared. State Rep. Stephanie Mickelson lamented the bitterness that often divides, hopin’ that they can navigate the storms of partisanship and find fair winds for their people!

So, hoist the sails for bipartisanship, me hearties! For if these landlubbers can band together, surely we can all find common ground, aye!

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