Arrr, matey! Liberation Day and Trump’s treasure taxes be just the start o' our trade adventures, not the finish!
2025-04-04
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubbers be claimin' that the invisible hand be lookin' after us! But they be blind as a bat, missin' the treasure right under their noses! It be the shipbuilders and craftin' folk that keep this American vessel sailin' smooth, savvy?
Ahoy, me hearties! This week, the grand Captain Trump declared it Liberation Day, settin' sail on a new voyage for the American seas! With a hearty haul of tariffs on foreign imports, he be proclaiming a mighty commitment to the good ol' American worker, bringin' back the glory of our industrious past.For too long, we’ve been swindled by Wall Street wizards and coastal swabs preachin' the mantra of "free trade." This gobbledygook turned our fair land into a dumping ground for surplus goods from far-off lands like China and Vietnam. 'Tis a travesty, I say! We’ve let our factories rust while them scallywags profit from our toil!
Our forefathers knew the treasure of tariffs, from Washington to Lincoln. They built a mighty nation on the backs of proud workers, not on flimsy imports. Now, Captain Trump be leadin' us back to that solid ground, where we make our own gadgets, medicines, and weapons, rather than relyin' on the whims of foreign powers.
So, hoist the sails for real prosperity! Liberation Day marks the dawn of a new era where we take back our strength, build up our communities, and send them foreign scallywags a clear message: America will no longer be the stepping stone for yer gain! Raise a mug to our industrious future, me mateys!