Arrr! Here be a list o’ 381 tomes ye scallywags tossed overboard from the Naval Academy’s treasure trove!
2025-04-05
Arrr, matey! It be said that the tome of Maya Angelou, along with tales of the grim Holocaust, be tossed overboard on the orders of the grand Captain Pete Hegseth! A right jolly decision, aye? What’s next, banishing sea shanties? Blimey!
Arrr matey! Gather ye round fer a tale of literary treasure and travesty! Ye see, in the grand seas of knowledge, there be a storm brewin' in the realm o' books. The mighty Maya Angelou, a lass who penned the wordy wonders of “I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings,” found her tale snatched from the shelves, as if a scallywag be plunderin' a ship o' gold!Now, the call came not from the captain o' the seas, but from the office of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, that landlubber with a quill in hand! Aye, he ordered a fleet o' tomes to be cast away, and among 'em were also the sorrowful accounts of the Holocaust—dark tales that be remindin' us of the storms humanity has weathered. The crew aboard the ship o' knowledge be shakin' their heads in disbelief, for to lose such works be like tossin' a fine bottle o’ rum into the briny deep!
So, here we are, me hearties, watchin’ as the tides of censorship rise, threatenin’ to drown the voices that sing like the caged bird. Let us raise our tankards and toast to freedom of thought, for no pirate worth his salt should let the winds of ignorance blow our sails astray!