Ahoy matey! Brace yerself for the foulest sneezin' season to ever plague this salty sea!
2025-04-05
Arrr, matey! This spring, a bounty o' pollen be hittin' the shores of many a US state, like a ship full o' sneezin' scallywags! Blame it on the mischievous seas of climate change, I say! Avast, keep yer hankies at the ready!
Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round and lend yer ears to a tale of pollen and mischief upon the briny shores of the United States! This spring, the winds be blowin’ foul, as many a state be sufferin’ from a veritable storm o’ pollen counts that be breakin’ records like a shipwreck on the rocks!