Arrr! Barack spills the beans 'bout his fair lass Michelle, amidst whispers of a stormy sea o' divorce! Ha!
2025-04-05
Arrr, matey! Barack Obama be spillin’ the beans 'bout his union with Michelle! The ol' captain of the White House be chattin’ at Hamilton College, lettin’ slip his heart’s secrets for the first time in ages. Love be a wild sea, eh? Avast, what a jolly tale!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a fine captain of the seas, Barack Obama, who be spillin' the beans 'bout his fair lass, Michelle. Aye, during a recent parley at Hamilton College, this here former leader of the free world decided to unveil the treasures of his heart, speakin' publicly for the first time in a long while, as if he be settin' sail on a grand adventure!