"Captain Kamala vows to hoist her flag high! ‘I ain't sailin' off into the sunset, mateys!’"
2025-04-05
Arrr, mateys! Though the winds be blowin' poorly for her 2024 quest fer the crown, former Vice Captain Kamala Harris be sayin' ye scallywags haven't seen the last of her! "We must patch our sails before settin' sail again! I ain't leavin' this ship!" she squawked, still full of fire!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a fierce lass known as Kamala Harris, who once sailed the treacherous seas of the presidential race in the year of our Lord, 2024. Though her ship struck the rocks and she found herself cast adrift, this buccaneer be tellin' ye that she ain't hangin' up her cutlass just yet!In a rare moment upon the deck, she declared, “We can’t go out there and do battle if we don’t take care of ourselves and each other!” Aye, she be soundin' like a true captain of camaraderie! With a glint in her eye and a heart full of ambition, she promised her crew, “I’ll see you out there. I’m not going anywhere!”