Arrr! Melania be delayin' her jolly White House shindig, thanks to the scallywags protestin' that Musk scoundrel!
2025-04-05
Arrr, mateys! The fair First Lady Melania be sayin’ the spring garden tours be pushed back a day, lest ye be trippin’ over protestin’ scallywags on the National Mall! Aye, it be for the safety of all ye landlubbers nearby!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale o' the high seas of politics, where the fair lady Melania, the First Lady o' the land, be makin' waves with her latest decree!