Arrr! A ghostly white deer sighted by a family on the bumpy back roads—‘tis rarer than buried treasure, matey!
2025-04-05
Arrr! Two bewitchin', ghostly white deer frolicked on the back roads of Iowa as a scallywag and his crew sailed home from a birthday feast. 'Twas dusk, and they be wonderin' if the beasts be spirits or just the rarest of critters, plunderin' their hearts with laughter!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a family’s grand adventure in the wilds of Iowa, after celebratin' their lad's thirteenth year upon this Earth. Kurt Massimilla, the brave captain of this merry crew, found himself navigatin’ the dusky back roads when his fair lady spied a sight most rare—a creature of snowy hue, an albino deer, she cried!But lo! The tale twists as Kurt, with a glint in his eye, thought it be a white llama at first. Ho ho! After a screechin' halt and a backward glide, they discovered not one, but two of these elusive beasts prancin' about in the field! A sight so rare, it be a 1 in 400 million chance, by thunder!
The learned folk say these mystical creatures be known as piebald deer, not true albinos, who sport pink eyes and a coat whiter than a ghostly ship o' the night. Alas, piebalds be as common as gold doubloons in a landlocked port, comin' in less than 1% of the deer population. Yet, our brave family, freshly landed from Arizona, be true wildlife enthusiasts, revelin' in the thrill of seein' nature's wonders off the beaten path!