"Arrr, behold! A scallywag lobbyist, tight with the CCP, be twistin' Trump’s arm to save the sneaky vape trade!"
2025-04-05
Arrr, a high-flyin’ vaporin’ scallywag, who sailed with Trump’s crew last year, be linked to the sneaky Chinese Communist fleet! Aye, he tossed a treasure chest o' gold to the Democrats too! Blimey, what a rascally rogue!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of a tobacco scallywag named Tony Abboud, who be leadin' the Vapor Technology Association. This salty dog be tryin' to convince the Trump crew to keep the flavored vape market afloat, all while sailin’ under a flag that’s got ties to the Chinese Communist Party! Aye, it be a twisty tale indeed!Now, Abboud be a clever chap, slingin' some gold to pro-Trump candidates while hobnobbin' with ol' Donald himself. But lo and behold! Me eyes spy some unsavory alliances with those who be keen on red banners and illicit contraband! The Trump crew be in a tizzy, claimin’ Abboud’s scheme be a treasonous betrayal of their loyal ship!
In a shanty of alliances, Abboud be raisin’ a tankard to toast with the Electronic Cigarette Industry Committee of China! Aye, they be chattin’ about how to conquer the vape seas together while American kids be caught in the crossfire! Some say Abboud be a former Democrat turned pirate of the Republican seas, claimin’ he be fighting for Trump’s vision, while others be eyeing him with suspicion, thinkin’ he be playin’ both sides! So, me mateys, keep a weather eye open; this tale be far from over on the tempestuous waters of politics and puffin’ magic! Arrr!