Arrr, a Mississippi soul collector be hidin’ corpses in a treasure chest o’ storage, after losin’ his seafarin’ license!
2025-04-05
Avast, me hearties! A grim reaper in Mississippi be in a pickle, charged for stashing the dead like treasure in a storage chest! Aye, the officials be sayin’ he turned the unit into a haunted hoard! Savvy?
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale from the depths of Mississippi, where a scallywag mortician named Albert Creath, aged a mere 31 years, be findin’ himself in a sticky situation! This swab, the former captain of the ill-fated Creath Memorial Services, be accused of stashing three poor souls in a storage unit, thinkin’ he could keep his funeral business afloat after losin’ his license. Aye, talk about a grave miscalculation!The local lawmen stumbled upon this ghastly treasure on March 25th whilst investigatin’ some suspicious goings-on at the iStorage in Greenville. Chief Deputy Billy Barber didn’t take kindly to Creath’s shenanigans and slapped him with charges of improper desecration of corpses. What was he thinkin’, ye ask? Well, it seems he thought he could sail under the radar, but alas, the tide turned against him!
To add a pinch o’ irony to this tale, Creath's TikTok claimed to be "The Hallmark of Professional Services," but I reckon now it’d be better dubbed "The Halls of Horror!" With his business now sunk and a $600,000 bond, it be lookin’ like this pirate's final voyage might just be behind bars! So, keep yer eyes peeled, and let’s hope no more bodies be found in those murky waters of Greenville!