Avast, matey! Networks be jabberin' 'bout Musk while skippin' the DOGE and government shenanigans like scallywags! Arrr!
2025-04-05
Arrr matey! The ABC, CBS, and NBC scallywags turned the Wisconsin Supreme Court showdown into a merry jest about that landlubber Musk! They be hootin’ and hollerin’ for the Democrats, but don’t be holdin’ yer breath for tales of DOGE savin’ the day, savvy? Aye, that’s the way of the sea!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the grand tussle ‘twixt the scallywag networks ABC, CBS, and NBC and the fearless duo of Captain Trump and the mighty Musk! These landlubbers squawk like parrots whenever the lads doth question their noble-sounding laws, like the “Clean Air Act.” But, lo! They be turnin’ their cannons upon Musk, who dared to dabble in “Government Efficiency.”This week, the networks did prattle on ‘bout Musk’s ill-fated venture in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race, where his favored mate lost by a good ten points—much to their delight! And what of Tesla, ye ask? Methinks they be skippin’ news of Musk’s efforts while relishing tales of protests against his electric chariots, tainted by tales of vandalism.
And when Musk dared declare that 2.1 million illegal scallywags be pocketin’ Social Security, the networks clammed up tighter than a ship's hold! In truth, these buccaneers of broadcast care not for waste and corruption but lust for power like a pirate for gold! They danced a merry jig when Musk’s chosen mate met defeat, spouting off how it heralded the end of his reign aboard the Trump ship! Alas, ‘tis a wild sea we sail upon, filled with jesters and duplicitous knaves!