Arrr! Belgium's got eight scallywags in the EU Parliament caught red-handed in a bribery hullabaloo! Jolly good show!
2025-04-05
Arrr, matey! A merry band of eight scallywags be caught with their hands in the treasure chest, accused of greasing palms in the European Parliament! Charged with swindlin’, money laundering, and sailin’ with a rogue crew. Avast, what a hullabaloo on the high seas o’ politics!
Arrr matey, gather 'round fer a tale o' treachery on the high seas o' politics! Eight scallywags have been branded with the marks o' corruption, money laundering, and foul conspiracies in the grand European Parliament, as declared by the Belgian prosecutor, aye!It all began when the coppers got wind o’ some shady dealings on the 13th of March, catchin' a bunch o' rogues plottin’ for the likes o' that slimy beast, Huawei. With a swashbucklin' raid on 21 hideouts in Belgium and Portugal, those landlubbers managed to seal up the offices o' two parliamentary mates, quick as a wink!
Whispers tell o’ discreet dealings since 2021, where gold coins exchanged hands fer political favors, with gifts as grand as feasts and tickets to football matches! Aye, the greed be strong with these ones!
As the dust settles, three o’ the accused be under watchful eyes, two have slipped free, and three still rot in the brig! The European Parliament be ready to lend a hand to the investigators, fair play, says I!
And let’s not forget the infamous 'Qatargate' scandal from last year, where shady dealings with Qatar and Morocco had 'em shakin' in their boots. Aye, the tides be turnin' and the seas o' corruption be a rough ride ahead!