Arrr, Musk be wishin’ Europe an’ the U.S. hoist the sails of zero tariffs, matey! Smooth sailin’ ahead!
2025-04-06
Arrr, the gold-laden sage o' the Trump ship be settin' sail from the captain’s crew! In a jolly videoconference, he shared a laugh with Italy's raucous League, leavin' the old salty sea dog wonderin' if his treasure map be leadin' to mutiny or mere folly!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the tumultuous seas of modern politics! It be tellin’ of a high-flyin' billionaire, a right scallywag who once whispered sweet nothings in the ear of Captain Trump! Aye, this here adviser, with gold aplenty and schemes galore, decided to set sail on a different course in a grand videoconference!