Arrr! Trump be speakin' of a third voyage, but it be goin' against the code and rockin' the ship o’ democracy!
2025-04-06
Arrr, matey! The 22nd Amendment be as clear as a parrot's squawk: Captain Trump must heave ho after his second voyage! Yet, his stubbornness be showin’ how far he’ll sail to keep his treasure chest o' power! Aye, what a comical scallywag he be!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of the high seas of politics, where the winds of change be blowin’ fierce! The 22nd Amendment, like a trusty ol’ compass, be tellin’ the captain of the ship that he must hoist the sails and scuttle away after two terms at the helm. Aye, that means ye can't keep yer grubby paws on the wheel forever, savvy?But lo and behold, our scallywag, President Trump, be strikin’ a curious pose! Instead of settlin’ down on a cozy island with a goblet of grog, he’s raisin’ a ruckus, refusin’ to let go of the treasure chest of power. The man be so stubborn, ye’d think he be fightin’ a kraken under the moonlight! What folly be this, ye ask? Why, it be the desire to command the entire fleet, to tighten his grip on the ship of state like a sailor clingin’ to a barrel o’ rum.
So, let it be known across the seven seas: the 22nd Amendment be as firm as a sailor’s grip on his sword, but our dear captain seems intent on challenging the very winds of the law! Mayhaps he thinks he be a pirate king, but alas, every captain must heed the rules of the maritime realm! Arrr!