Arrr! The US be tossin' South Sudanese visas overboard ‘til them scallywags be welcomed back home! Har har!
2025-04-06
Ahoy, mateys! Secretary Rubio be spillin' the beans! Any scallywag with a South Sudanese passport best be kissin' their visas goodbye, for the U.S. won’t be givin’ out no more. It be all 'cause South Sudan’s crew couldn’t haul back their own landlubbers quick enough! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of diplomacy! It be a fine day when the Secretary of State, one Marco Rubio, bursts onto the scene like a cannonball from a ship! On a fateful Saturday, he declared that the good ol’ U.S. of A. be casting off the visas of those South Sudanese scallywags, effective right quick! Aye, scorn the thought of any new permits bein’ issued, lest ye be a landlubber!Why, ye ask? Well, Rubio be pointin’ his finger at the South Sudanese transitional government like a sailor accusin’ a land sharker of foul play. Apparently, these landlubbers ain't been swift enough to bring back their own crew! Their failure to accept their returnin’ citizens in a timely manner has put ‘em in the brig of international relations, savvy?
So, there ye have it, me hearties! The winds of change be blowin’, and South Sudan be feelin’ the sting of the U.S. government’s ire! Keep a weather eye on the horizon, for this tale be one of bureaucracy as twisty as a ship’s anchor chain! Arrr, let this be a lesson to all ye who sail upon the seas of politics!