Ye see, matey! Instead of shiverin', them Houthis be laughin' at the US cannonball rains, ho ho!
2025-04-06
Arrr, matey! For weeks, the skies be rainin’ fire on them Houthi scallywags in Yemen! Trump be swearin’ to unleash a cannonade till them ruffians cease their mischief on the seas. They started this ruckus for the Palestinians, sinkin’ ships like it be a game of battleship! Avast!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer the high seas be stirrin' with tales of cannon fire and mischief! For weeks on end, the fine lads of the US have unleashed a tempest of airstrikes upon the pesky Houthis in Yemen, blastin' their oil refineries, airports, and missile hideouts—aye, as if they were barnacles on a fine ship's hull!Cap’n Trump, that scallywag with a flair for the dramatic, be shoutin' from the crow's nest, vowin’ to unleash "overwhelmin' force" until them Houthis be stoppin' their piratin' ways and leavin' our precious shipping lanes in the Red Sea be! Aye, the Houthis started their ruckus in support of their mates, the Palestinians, when the Israeli sea dogs set sail for trouble in Gaza this past October.
With a heart full of fury, the Houthis have carried out over a hundred attacks and even sunk two fine vessels on the briny deep! The result ye ask? A whopping 70% of merchant shipping be shiverin' in their boots, all flustered and worried as they navigate those treacherous waters! So, me mateys, keep yer eyes peeled and yer rum close, for the seas be wild and full of surprises!