Avast, matey! A scallywag in Arizona's dungeon’s servin’ 16 lives for sendin’ three mates to Davy Jones! Har har!
2025-04-06
Ahoy, matey! A scallywag locked in Arizona’s clink, servin’ sixteen life terms, be said to have dispatched three fellow brigands! The landlubbers in charge be claimin’ he had a mighty desire to send ‘em to Davy Jones’ locker. Arrr, what a fierce heart he be!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the land of Arizona, where the prison is as rowdy as a ship o’ scallywags! A notorious buccaneer by the name of Ricky Wassenaar—servin’ 16 life sentences, mind ye—has committed a dreadful deed, takin' the lives of three fellow brigands: Saul Alvarez, Thorne Harnage, and Donald Lashley. Aye, it be a bloody fracas at the Cimmaron Unit, where Wassenaar acted with intent most foul!Now, these poor souls weren’t just innocent landlubbers; they were convicted of heinous acts themselves! Alvarez was a killer, Harnage a vile scallywag with a penchant for corrupt conduct, and Lashley, well, let’s just say he was a scoundrel of the worst sort. Wassenaar, with a history of mayhem, had already made a name for himself in a grand prison standoff back in ’04, takin’ guards hostage like a true villain.
After this latest ruckus, the prison officials have moved our rogue to Florence, keepin’ a keen eye on him, while investigations be afoot. And as ye would expect, all visitations be called off, leavin' the sea of inmates to ponder the consequences of their misdeeds! Yarrr, what a tale of treachery and woe in the heart of the desert seas!