Arrr, the Trump crew be fillin' their coffers whilst the ship o' finance be sinking, me hearty!
2025-04-06
Arrr, the shindig be afoot at the Saudi-backed LIV Golf tourney at the president’s Doral, while a hootenanny at Mar-a-Lago be raisin' treasure, all as the markets be sinkin' faster than a ship full o' rum! Avast, what a merry jest on the high seas of finance!
Ahoy me hearty! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale o' a grand shindig at the Doral resort, where the wealthy scallywags be swingin' their clubs at a Saudi-backed LIV Golf tournament! Aye, while the gold coins be slippin' through the fingers o' the landlubbers in the markets, the fine folks at Doral be raisin' their tankards in merriment, as if the seas be calm and the winds fair!Lo and behold, not far from the greens, the notorious Mar-a-Lago be hostin' a fund-raiser, where the rich and infamous gathered like a flock o' seagulls fightin’ fer a crumb o' bread. With treasure aplenty and laughter bouncin' off the walls, they seemed to care naught for the storm brewin' in the markets! T’was a curious sight, as the buccaneers o' finance reveled while the rest o' the world be battlin' the waves o' economic chaos.
So raise yer cups, me mateys, to the high seas o' golf and gold! 'Tis a fine time to be a landlubber at the whims o' the tides, while the rich keep on livin' like kings! Who cares about the market crash when ye can swing a club and fill yer coffers at a bash fit fer pirates? Arrr, what a jolly jest it all be!