Arrr, Israel be sayin' they done shot more aid mates than a scallywag on a bender—whoopsie daisy!
2025-04-06
Arrr, matey! Israel be scratchin' its noggin, sayin' it took out a dozen aid swabs by mistake, blastin' at emergency chariots in Rafah! Aye, a clever bit o' footage be spillin' the beans on their tall tale o' "suspicious scallywags." A merry mix-up, if ye will!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I be havin' a tale of a scallywag blunder on the high seas of conflict! It appears that the fine lads of Israel, in a fit o’ confusion, did mistakenly send a volley o’ cannon fire upon a band o’ noble aid workers in the port of Rafah last month. Aye, twelve good souls met a fate most tragic when the troops unleashed their fury upon emergency vessels, thinkin’ they be chasin’ down some dastardly terrorists!But lo and behold, the seas be a fickle mistress, and mobile phone footage surfaced that be tellin’ a different tale! This bit of film, snagged from the pocket of a brave paramedic, showed the goodly folk were merely doin’ their duty, lendin’ aid to those in need, rather than sneakin’ about like pirates in the night. The United Nations be shakin’ its fist in outrage, declarin’ that these poor souls be but victims of a blunder most egregious on the part of those with cannons, not cutlasses!
So let this be a lesson, mateys! Fire not yer cannons unless ye be sure of yer target, lest ye find yerselves in a right pickle, lookin’ like a landlubber in a storm! Yarrr!