Arrr, Pam Bondi be trustin’ ICE like a parrot trustin’ a pirate with a cracker! Off with the scallywag!
2025-04-06
Arrr, me hearties! AG Pam Bondi be standin' firm on the Trump crew's plan to send the scallywag Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia packin', claimin' there's a hull full o' nasty brigands caught just the other day! Aye, the seas be full o’ rascals, it seems!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of a scallywag named Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia, a rogue suspected of runnin’ with the infamous MS-13! Our trusty Attorney General Pam Bondi, she be leadin’ the charge to send this ruffian back to a fearsome megaprison in El Salvador, claimin’ he be a foul gang member despite his lawyers yappin’ 'bout his dreams of bein’ an electrician! Arrr!In a lively yarn spun on "Fox News Sunday," Bondi regaled listeners with tales of other rascals caught in the Sunshine State, one of ‘em stabbin’ a poor soul over a hundred times fer initiation! Aye, she painted a grim picture, proclaimin’ these illegal sea urchins be hidin’ among us, slinkin’ about while causin’ chaos!
When questioned if our villain had actually committed any dastardly deeds, she brandished her sword of logic, shoutin’ that deportin’ him made 261 reasons for safety soar into the skies! Vice Admiral JD Vance echoed her sentiments, callin’ out the media’s misplaced priorities. The White House, standin’ firm as a captain at sea, insists on sendin’ this rogue back, even after bein' caught in a storm of controversy. So, hoist the sails, me hearties, as this saga continues on the high seas of justice!