Avast! Ye landlubbers be brawlin’ ‘bout the treasure map, callin’ the captain a scallywag and his crew greedy rogues!
2025-04-06
Arrr, matey! A ruckus be brewin' in all fifty states, with landlubbers risin' up 'gainst Cap'n Trump’s return, the treasure chest bein' plundered, and that scallywag Musk shovin' folks overboard! The seas be rough, but the laughter be hearty!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale from the high seas of protest in the land of New York! Aye, over 1,200 raucous rallies took place across the fifty states on a fine Saturday, all in defiance of the scallywag known as President Trump and his crew at the Department of Government Efficiency, or DOGE, as they call it. The good folk be frettin’ over tariffs, layoffs, and the state of their liberty.In the bustling harbors of Bryant Park, landlubbers be hoistin’ signs of dissent, with one fair lass named May proclaimin’ her outrage at the robbers plunderin' their rights. Yalena, a seasoned sea dog from Ukraine, be shoutin’ about the slide into tyranny, while Mary from Queens be callin’ for a mutiny against the Republican crew. “Vote blue for every office, always!” she cried, as all aboard joined in a chorus of discontent.
Even the likes of Marty from Yonkers rallied the masses, spoutin’ wisdom about organizin’ instead of agonizin’. Meanwhile, concerns of cuts to the realm of science and education had many hearts heavy. Yet, despite the tempest, Trump’s ship sails on, claiming it’s all for the greater good. So hoist yer flags and join the fray, for the tides of change be a’comin’! Arrr!