Arrr matey! The scallywag Trump may face charges for meddling with voting like a landlubber. Blimey!
2023-07-19
Avast ye! A missive from the scurvy special counsel be arrivin', claimin' that Cap'n Donald Trump be facin' prosecution due to three statutes. Arr, buckle yer swash, mateys!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, the special counsel who be investigatin' Donald Trump's attempts to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat sent a fine ol' target letter. This here letter cites three statutes that might just be the key to lockin' up ol' Trumpy.Now, let me tell ye, these statutes be a fearsome bunch. The first one be the ol' obstruction of justice, a crime that be as treacherous as a scurvy dog. It be sayin' that if ye be tryin' to interfere with the course of justice, ye be in a whole heap of trouble.
The second statute be the wire fraud, a sneaky little devil. It be sayin' that if ye be usin' any form of electronic communication to deceive others for yer own gain, ye be in for a walk down the plank.
And lastly, we have the good ol' computer fraud and abuse act, a law that be protectin' the high seas of the internet. If ye be usin' any unauthorized access to a computer system to commit a crime, ye be facin' the wrath of the law.
Now, let me be clear, me hearties, these be serious charges. But the beauty of it all be that the special counsel be layin' out the path for prosecution. It be like a treasure map, showin' us where the booty be hidin'.
So, as we sail through the stormy waters of this investigation, let us not forget the importance of the target letter. It be a warning shot fired across the bow of the mighty Trump ship. And if ye be thinkin' ye can outsmart the law, be prepared to face the consequences, for no scallywag be above the reach of justice!