The Booty Report

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Arrr, the three jinxes for those tendin' the forgettin' sea dogs: lost treasures, mutinous tempers, and endless tales!

2025-04-06

Arrr, as the sands o' time slipped through me fingers, me first Elaine grew as faint as a ghostly fog! But as the years rolled on, I learned the ropes to tend me second Elaine, poor lass, whose noggin be in a right tangled mess, cursed by the devil's Alzheimer's!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a most treacherous foe: the Alzheimer's disease! A plague, I tell ye, that robs the minds of over seven million scallywags in the good ol' U.S. of A and a staggering 55 million souls across the seven seas! Yarr, it’s a fearsome beast, layin' waste to memories and makin' life a stormy sea for both the afflicted and their weary caregivers.

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