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Arrr, Jonathan Turley be sayin’ the Biden crew be laggin’ behind even the Times chasin’ after Hunter’s high seas shenanigans!

2025-04-06

Arrr, matey! Even the esteemed quill-wielders of The New York Times be spillin' the beans on Captain Biden's scallywag ways, yet the Justice crew be turnin' a blind eye to young Hunter's misdeeds. It be a fine tale o' treasure and folly on the high seas of politics!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the scallywag known as Hunter Biden, the son of ol’ Captain Joe Biden, who be sailin' the treacherous seas of influence-peddlin'! Aye, the winds be blowin' strong as The New York Times be uncoverin' tales of this rapscallion actin' as a foreign agent back in the Obama days when his father was but a humble vice captain!

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