Arrr, comedian Jeff Ross be swabbin’ the deck of the ER after ice cream turned him into a landlubber!
2025-04-06
Arrr, mateys! Jeff Ross, that jester of jests, be spillin’ his woes on the grand sea of social media! He be stricken by a fierce reaction to that creamy treasure known as ice cream, and found himself in the ship's hospital all night! Aye, that be a frosty fate!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale of the fierce and fateful Jeff Ross, the Roastmaster General, who faced a perilous battle with a treacherous dessert! Aye, whilst celebratin' his one-man show in Mill Valley, he ventured forth to devour some Burata ice cream, only to find himself stricken by a most unexpected allergic reaction!With a lip swollen like a ship's sail in a storm, Ross found himself in the clutches of the ER. He confessed, "It be my first allergic reaction ever, and I’ve been shovelin' grub into me gullet like a landlubber!" His jestin’ didn’t end there, for he thanked the good souls at Marin Medical for their help and only roastin' him lightly — a true act of mercy, I say!As if that weren’t enough, his merry band of celebrity mates couldn’t resist throwin’ some jests, with Joey Fatone likin’ him to Sloth from "The Goonies" and Josh Wolf claimin’ he looked no different post-reaction! Even the lovely Kelly Rizzo tossed a supportive line, wishin' him a speedy recovery from the wrath of the dastardly dessert!Fear not, for our brave jester vowed to return to the stage, lookin’ like Mickey Rourke after a battle, ready to unleash his comedic cannon once again! So, raise yer tankards and toast to the unyieldin’ spirit of Jeff Ross, who be takin’ on ice cream and livin’ to tell the tale!