Arrr, Pam Bondi be trustin' ICE like a parrot trusts a pirate’s shoulder to find an MS-13 swab!
2025-04-07
Arrr, me hearties! Attorney General Pam Bondi be standin' firm like a barnacle on the hull, sayin’ that the Trump crew's tossin' Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia into an El Salvadoran brig. His scurvy lawyers claim he be studyin’ to be an electrician, but I reckon they be blowin' hot air!