“Yarr! This 'Pro-American' matey and his lass be tillin’ the soil, growin’ grub fit for livin’ like a sea dog!”
2025-04-07
Arrr, a wedded pair who be captains of Freedom Farms in Greene, New York, be chattin' with Fox News Digital! They be sayin' their grub's got the taste of the high seas, what with their grass-fed, organic meat, all amidst the swellin' MAHA tide! Aye, matey!
Now, after five long years, they be runnin' Freedom Farms up yonder in Greene, New York, where they be raisin' grass-fed beef fit for a king—free of them pesky hormones, arrr! "We be pro-American," Dana declares, as they cater to the fine folk seekin’ good, honest food from the land. They noticed they be feelin' better eatin' their own meats, wonderin' what foul fare they be chokin’ down before!
The farm be buzzin' with chickens, pigs, and a whole herd o' cattle, all while they be hopin’ for less regulation to let ‘em farm as nature intended. Alas, they be sellin’ their treasures only within New York’s borders, but with the winds of change blowin’, they foresee a brighter future!
As the years roll on, their annual "Freedom Fest" be a celebration of community, where revelers gather for pig roasts and merriment! So, join the ruckus, me hearties, because Freedom Farms be the place to be! Arrr!