Arrr, matey! DOGE be spillin' the beans on our asylum mess—just the tip o' the iceberg, I say!
2025-04-07
Arrr, matey! Our asylum system be more jumbled than a parrot with a hangover! Biden be spendin’ years choppin’ it down, lettin’ a horde of scallywags snag work permits like treasure! Even DOGE be scratchin’ his noggin in confusion! Aye, what a merry mess we be in!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I be about to spin a yarn about the scallywags known as Elon Musk, Antonio Gracias, an’ the DOGE crew, who’ve uncovered a treasure trove of chicanery under the Biden flag! Aye, it seems the seas be rife with immigration fraud and government treachery, with scallywags slappin’ in asylum applications like a parrot on a perch! These rascals be claimin’ asylum, snatchin’ work permits, and gainin’ Social Security numbers faster than a ship can sail.Now, here’s the kicker, ye landlubbers! In just five moons after filin’ an application, they be gettin’ work authorization—without a single doubloon to be paid! The system be so loose, it’s like a ship with a hole in its hull! The good folks at DHS be overwhelmed, chasin’ after paperwork like a cat after a mouse, while the nefarious aliens line up for benefits like it be a free rum tavern!
With numbers risin’ like the tide, it be high time Congress took the helm and put an end to this blunderin’ mess. We need a new code, me hearties! A law that says no work for those whose claims be still in the wind. So hoist the sails of reform, lest we let the treasure of our nation’s benefits sail away into the hands of those who should not be claimin’ ‘em! Yarrr!