Arrr! Trump be beggin' the High Seas Court to keep a wayward sailor from bein' tossed back overboard!
2025-04-07
Arrr, the landlubber government be claimin’ Judge Paula Xinis be dabblin’ in “district-court diplomacy,” savin’ a scallywag named Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia from walkin’ the plank back to the seas by Monday! Aye, what a jolly jest!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to this most curious tale from the landlubbers of the government! It be about a fair judge, the esteemed Judge Paula Xinis, who be makin' quite a splash in the murky waters of the law. With the swagger of a captain commandin' a ship, she ordered the administration to bring back a wayward soul, Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia, by the break of Monday! Aye, that be a tall order, indeed!But nay, the government be not pleased, me mateys! They be sayin’ our Judge Paula be dabblin' in what they call “district-court diplomacy.” What be that, ye ask? It sounds like some secret parley among scallywags and landlubbers alike! Perhaps she be negotiatin’ treaties with the mermaids or barterin’ with old Neptune himself! Whatever the case, it seems the judge be usin' her gavel like a cutlass, swingin’ it on behalf of the migrants like a true defender of the downtrodden!
So here we be, caught in a tempest of legalese and government grumblings, where a judge be tryin’ to right the wrongs of the seas and the administration be throwin' a fit like a parrot with a sore beak. Aye, it be a merry mix-up indeed, and we can only watch as this swashbucklin' saga unfolds on the high seas of justice!