Arrr! Justice scallywags hoist the flag of executive privilege to quiet the pardoned matey they let go!
2025-04-07
Arrr, matey! A squabble 'bout the words of lass Elizabeth G. Oyer be stirrin' the seas! It be settin' sail on a tide that might make other scallywag lawyers spill their tales o' woe from the Justice Department! Avast, what a ruckus it be!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I be tellin' ye of a ruckus brewin' on the high seas of justice! It seems there's a squabble regardin' the testimony of one fair lass, Elizabeth G. Oyer, that be causin' quite the tempest among the ranks of fired lawyers at the Justice Department. Aye, this be no ordinary kerfuffle! This here dispute could send waves crashin’ through the entire fleet of disgruntled legal buccaneers, makin’ them ponder whether to spill their secrets or keep ‘em locked in the treasure chest of silence.