The Booty Report

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Arrr! The court be stoppin' the cap'n's axe, bringin' back two scallywags to steer the ship! Har har har!

2025-04-07

Arrr, me hearties! The court o' appeals be a mighty crew, with seven scallywags raisin' the Jolly Roger for Cathy Harris and Gwynne Wilcox, while four landlubbers be sinkin' their ships! A grand showdown with the Supreme Court be on the horizon, so hoist yer sails and prepare fer antics!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale spun from the high seas of justice! A grand assembly of sea-farin' judges – a full crew of 11, if ye will – held a mighty vote, with a thunderin' 7 of ‘em raisin' their flags in favor of restor’n the fair Catharina Harris and her matey Gwynne Wilcox to their rightful places on the ship of employment. Aye, the winds of fate be blowin’ favorably for these two lasses!

But hold yer horses! This be but a prelude, a mere skirmish on the turbulent waters of the law! The ominous clouds of the Supreme Court loom on the horizon, and a final showdown be comin’ faster than a cannonball from the crow’s nest! The expectin' be thick as treasure map parchment – will our heroines find their gold, or be they dashed upon the rocks of injustice?

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