Arrr! Pam Bondi be trustin' ICE like a parrot trusts a pirate's shoulder fer tossin' out pesky scallywags!
2025-04-07
Avast, ye scallywags! Attorney General Pam Bondi be standin' firm like a ship in a storm, claimin' that Kilmar Armando be a scoundrel of the MS-13 crew! His lawyers be sayin' he’s just learnin’ to wire a lantern, but I reckon a pirate’s got no need for electricians! Arrr!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Attorney General Pam Bondi, a lass fierce as a tempest at sea! She be standin' tall with the Trump crew, decidin' to send a scallywag named Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia, who be alleged to be a member of that nefarious MS-13 gang, back to the grim shores of El Salvador. Why, ye ask? Well, she be claimin’ that the good folk of ICE, the landlubbers keepin’ the peace, have testified that this rogue be part of the villainous crew!Now, Kilmar’s lawyers, bless their souls, be arguin’ that he should stay here in the land of the free ‘cause he be plottin’ to become an electrician, fixin' wires instead of takin' lives. In her jovial jest, Bondi likened this matter to a pirate comparin' treasure maps! “What good be an electrician if he be shiverin’ in a prison cell?” she proclaimed, makin' it clear that the law be tougher than a kraken’s grip.
So, as the winds of fate blow, this tale of deportation and electrical aspirations sails on, with Bondi steerin' the ship through the choppy seas of justice. Yarrr, it’s a jolly good jest, but beware, for the law be no merry sea shanty!