Arrr! The judge be sayin’ it’s pure lawless to ship a Maryland matey to a Salvadoran dungeon!
2025-04-07
Arrr, matey! The landlubber U.S. crew be snatchin’ a Maryland scallywag, sendin’ him to a wretched prison in El Salvador! A wise judge be callin’ it “lawless as a three-legged sea turtle.” With nary a scrap o’ proof, they claim he was part o’ the MS-13 crew! Blimey!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of a scallywag named Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a poor soul dragged from the shores of Maryland to the treacherous climes of El Salvador's infamous prison! The U.S. government, in its swashbucklin' wisdom, decided to hoist the sails o' folly and declare this lad a scoundrel of the MS-13 crew, but lo and behold, a wise judge be havin' none of it!Judge Paula Xinis, a fierce wench of the law, be penning a mighty opinion on the matter, claimin’ the whole ordeal be “wholly lawless” – a right travesty o’ justice! She be sayin’ that the evidence against Kilmar be as flimsy as a ship's sail in a calm sea, filled with vague and uncorroborated whispers. Why, she ordered the Trump administration to haul him back to the good ol' U.S. of A., where the winds blow fair and just!
So, ye landlubbers, it seems this tale be a raucous reminder that in the realm of law and justice, even the mightiest of governments can sometimes find themselves caught in a tempest of their own makin’. Raise a tankard to Judge Xinis, who be standin' firm against the tide o' tyranny! Arrr!