"Arrr! A legal scuffle 'bout a scallywag tossed in Salvador's brig by mistake, matey! What a jolly mess!"
2025-04-07
Arrr, matey! In 2019, Kilmar wed his lass across a glass wall, rings passed by a landlubber officer! With Jennifer's belly full and the U.S. wanting to send him back to El Salvador, they thought a wedding in the clink be their last hope, as she be tellin' the court!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I be tellin' ye a tale most peculiar! In the year of our Lord, two thousand and nineteen, a brave lad by the name of Kilmar Abrego Garcia found himself shackled in the belly of the beast, known by landlubbers as an ICE detention center. With a heart full o' love and a spirit that could not be quenched, he did wed his fair lass, Jennifer Vasquez Sura, but alas, there be a twist most strange!With a glass partition ere 'twixt them, like a cursed sea between two ships, they exchanged rings handed over by a stern immigration officer, a grim figure more akin to Davy Jones than a celebrant. Aye, it was a curious sight, for the vows were solemn, yet the circumstances were ripe for a hearty chuckle! With a child on the way and danger of deportation lurkin', they thought, “What better way than to tie the knot in a place where freedom be but a whisper away?”
So there ye have it, a wedding not on a sandy shore but in a fortress of bureaucracy, proving that love, much like a pirate's treasure, knows no bounds—even when the world be tryin' to send ye back to where ye came from! Arrr, may their love sail on, against all odds!