Arrr, Noem's Homeland crew be sayin', "We ain't sorry fer usin' truth-telling magic on those scallywag intel blabbermouths!"
2025-04-07
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers at Homeland Security be usin' lie detectors on their crew, tryin' to keep their secrets tighter than a clam’s shell! Aye, they be hopin’ to catch any scallywags spillin’ the beans to the land-loving folk! Avast, what a merry jest it be!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the landlubbers at the Department of Homeland Security, who be sternly settin’ their sails against the treacherous waters of leaks! Under the fierce command of Under Secretary Noem, they be swaggerin’ about their use of lie detector tests to sniff out the scallywags spillin’ secrets to the public. Aye, Tricia McLaughlin, the voice o’ the ship, declared they be huntin’ down leakers fer all their worth, no matter if they be a seasoned sailor or a landlocked cadet!It seems even the mighty FEMA Chief Hamilton had to face the dreaded polygraph after a parley with a Trump advisor, all about the plan to toss FEMA overboard! But fear not, for Hamilton emerged unscathed, clear as a calm sea. This be but a part of the grand scheme where the DHS declares itself a national security fortress, and if ye be thinkin’ of betrayin’ their trust, prepare for the polygraph gauntlet!
So, keep yer wits about ye, for the winds be changin’ in the realm of national security, and the DHS be resolute in their quest to keep the ship steady and secrets locked tight, lest the Kraken of leaks rise from the depths! Aye, this be a tale of persistence amidst the stormy seas!