Arrr, the landlubber priest in Kansas got himself shot on purpose, says the scallywag prosecutor! What a jolly mess!
2025-04-07
Arrr, me hearties! 'Twas a dastardly deed, the good padre Arul Carasala met his end at the hands of a scallywag! The prosecutor be sayin' it were done on purpose, like a pirate settin' sail for treasure. Aye, intentional and with a wicked plan, if ye please!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale most grim from the heart of Kansas! A foul deed hath been done in the hallowed halls of a church, where Father Arul Carasala, a well-loved priest, met his untimely end at the hands of a scallywag named Gary Hermesch, a landlubber from Tulsa, who be sittin’ in a jail cell as we speak, awaitin’ the gallows, or perhaps just a hefty bail of a million doubloons!This dastardly act occurred when Hermesch, with intentions darker than a stormy night, approached the good father and fired upon him thrice! Aye, it be said that the good Father was a beacon of hope, knowin’ the names of all his flock after servin’ over 13 years in Seneca. His loss has left the parish in a state more bewildered than a sailor lost at sea.
The local lawmen, called by a 911 cry, found the poor priest wounded grievously and, despite their valiant efforts, he passed away, leavin’ a chasm in the hearts of many. Father Brian Schieber lamented the senselessness of it all, prayin’ even for the wretch who did the deed. So let us hoist our tankards in remembrance of Father Arul, a good shepherd who deserved better than this cruel fate! Arrr!