Arrr! The House be sayin' Trump's ancient law to hunt the Tren de Aragua scallywags be as vital as rum, matey!
2025-04-07
Avast ye! A jolly ol’ House Resolution be settin’ sail on Monday, proclaimin’ the Trump crew's use of the Alien Enemies Act to hunt down scallywags suspected of bein’ Tren de Aragua gang members! A fine bit o' pirate law, I say! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a new House Resolution brewin' on the horizon! This here decree be aimed at crackin' down on a scallywag gang known as Tren de Aragua, with the Trump administration hoistin' the sails with the Alien Enemies Act. Arrr, Rep. Jeff Crank be raisin' the Jolly Roger to declare these knaves as a terrorist crew lurkin’ in Colorado!“Aye, we all know the truth!” he shouted to Fox News, “These brigands be terrorizin' our shores!” He supports the grand Captain Trump’s order to ship 'em out quick as a wink, claimin' it be essential for the safety of our fair land. Aye, the resolution be backed by a hearty crew of Republican mates, all keen to rid the seas of these rascals.
The resolution calls for makin' use of the Alien Enemies Act, which dates back to ol’ John Adams’ time. It aims to toss these rogues outta the country faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" The Tren de Aragua gang is said to be causin' quite the ruckus, and it seems the command of their fleet be anchored right in Colorado!
As the courts be battlin' over this law, our lawmakers be workin' hard to ensure justice sails smoothly, with new legislation comin' to aid the local authorities. So hoist yer flags, mateys, for the fight against scoundrels rages on!