The Booty Report

Can Musk Haul Trump Off the Tariff Plank 'Fore He Walks the Plank?

2025-04-08

Arrr, me hearties! Elon Musk be takin' aim at Trump’s treasure taxes, shoutin' it from the crow's nest! Might he be hatchin' a cunning plan, or just blowin' hot air like a leaky sail? Sailin' the seas of politics be a wild ride, aye!

Arrr matey! 'Twas a mighty fine weekend on the high seas of political banter, where a certain scallywag named Elon Musk did take to the airwaves and boldly declare his disdain fer the tariff policies o' none other than that landlubber President Trump!

With the swagger of a captain who knows his ship be seaworthy, Musk did not shy away from tossin' his words like cannonballs at the good ol' Trump ship. “Nay!” he cried, “These tariffs be weighin' down our treasure chests and sendin' our gold to Davy Jones' locker!”

So there ye have it, me hearties! A clash o' titans on the political seas, where Musk be takin' the helm and steer’n clear of the stormy waters o’ tariffs. The winds o' disagreement be blowin' fierce, and the waves of debate be crashin’ all around! Aye, it be a sight to behold!

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