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Arrr! Nearly 150 Landlubber Scholars Be Losin' Their Passports and Might Be Walkin' the Plank Home!

2025-04-08

Ahoy! A whole fleet o' schools, like that fancy Harvard and the University o' California, be sayin’ the Trump crew be cuttin' off visas for their landlubber students! Many a hearty soul be scratchin' their heads, wonderin' why the cap'n be makin' such a ruckus! Arrr!

Arrr! Nearly 150 Landlubber Scholars Be Losin' Their Passports and Might Be Walkin' the Plank Home!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve a tale to spin 'bout a merry gathering in support of our young mateys who’ve been nabbed by them scurvy immigration agents!

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