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Trump be all a-jestin’ ’bout a grand parley with Iran this Saturday, right after chattin’ with ol’ Netanyahu!

2025-04-08

Arrr, President Trump be callin’ the crew fer a parley with them Iranians this week! He be hopin’ fer a fine bargain to steer clear o’ the cannon fire. “Aye, we be chattin’ with Iran,” he cackled, while hostin’ the Israeli captain, Netanyahu!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears! On the fine morn of Monday, the captain of the ship known as Trump proclaimed to the crew that he be settin' sail fer direct parley with the landlubbers of Iran later this week. Aye, he be hopin' fer "a deal" to steer clear of the stormy seas o' combat that be lurkin' on the horizon!

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