House scallywags set to clash with Senate buccaneers over Trump’s treasure map for tax gold!
2025-04-08
Arrr, me hearties! Five scallywag House Republicans be refusin' to hoist the Senate's budget sails, makin' the Trump treasure map for spendin' and tax cuts a right stormy sea to navigate! Avast, it be a rough patch fer that gold to see the light o' day!
Word from the crow’s nest tells us that a band o’ 5-10 House Republicans be unwilling to hoist their flags on this here plan. Why, ye ask? It be because the cuts be too meager to satisfy the hungry beasts known as conservatives!
Even the mighty Captain Trump be givin’ a nod for the House to accept the Senate’s grand design. But the House conservatives be standin' firm like a ship in a gale. We be watchin’ to see if they’ll bend or break!
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Now, when Fox inquired if Captain Trump’s pressure would sway these stubborn scallywags, the answer was a hearty “Nay!” They be holdin’ their ground this time around.
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