Arr, whereabouts of that landlubber who set foot on North Korea be a mystery, says the Yanks!
2023-07-20
Arr! The Biden scallywags be seekin' to find out the state and whereabouts of Pvt. Travis T. King, so they be sayin'.
Arrr! Ye scurvy dogs in the Biden administration be on a quest to uncover the whereabouts and condition of Pvt. Travis T. King! Aye, 'tis a mighty task they be takin' on, me hearties!Now, let me set the scene for ye. 'Tis the 17th century, and we be speakin' the tongue of a pirate, so brace yerselves for a grand ol' tale! Picture ol' Biden and his mates, seekin' information about this Pvt. King, like a treasure buried deep in the sands.
They be investigatin' high and low, scourin' the seven seas for the lad's location. 'Tis no easy feat, mind ye! Sailin' through stormy waters and dodgin' cannonballs, they be determined to uncover the truth. Arrr, they be fightin' against mighty hurdles and enemy ships, but ye can't keep a pirate down!
But 'tis not just the location, me hearties! They be wantin' to know the condition of Pvt. King as well. Is he a jolly ol' soul or a scurvy-ridden landlubber? Biden and his crew be ponderin' over this matter, weighin' the options like a pirate countin' his pieces of eight.
As the days pass by, the suspense be mountin'. Will they finally discover the whereabouts of Pvt. King? Will they unravel the mystery of his condition? Only time will tell, me hearties! But rest assured, 'tis a tale worth followin'!
So, me landlubbers, let us raise our mugs of grog and cheer for the Biden administration as they embark on this grand adventure! May they find Pvt. King safe and sound, and may their efforts be rewarded with the spoils of victory! Arrr!