Arrr! Next week's UFO hearings in Congress be a grand spectacle, matey! Aye, ‘twill be a sight fer the ages, says the scribe!
2023-07-21
Arrr, me mateys! Be ye hearin' the news? A sailin' vessel called the House Oversight Committee be havin' a peculiar meetin' 'bout strange flyin' objects from the skies. 'Tis a rare sight to see both sides of the ship agreein' on somethin'! And me matey Jeremy Corbell be sharin' his thoughts on "The Ingraham Angle."
Corbell suggests that the government knows more about the existence of UFOs and their characteristics than they are letting on. He claims that these UFOs surpass our weaponry in terms of speed and agility and do not belong to China, Russia, or the United States. The upcoming hearings are said to feature firsthand eyewitness testimonies from individuals who have engaged with UFOs in combat situations. The goal is to understand how these UFOs can defy terrestrial physics and perform maneuvers that would be physically impossible for humans.
In 2019, the Navy officially confirmed the authenticity of three UFO videos that were previously released by Tom DeLonge, a member of the band Blink-182, and The New York Times. These videos, known as "FLIR1," "Gimbal," and "GoFast," were initially published by the To the Stars... Academy of Arts & Sciences, which was co-founded by DeLonge himself.
Overall, the upcoming hearing is expected to shed light on the government's knowledge of UFOs and their capabilities, providing a potentially historic moment in the study of unidentified aerial phenomena.