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Arrr! The German scalawags be givin' up the chase fer the elusive creature, reckon it be a lion, matey!

2023-07-21

Arrr, me hearties! The landlubbers in Germany be callin' off the chase for the runaway lioness, reckonin' there be "no urgent peril." A few wise old souls reckon the scurvy beastie be nay a lion, but a wild boar! Aye, troubles of the landfolk be confusin' indeed!

Authorities in Berlin have called off their search for a lioness that was believed to be on the loose after experts determined that the animal in question was likely just a wild boar. The search began after people reported seeing what appeared to be a big cat chasing a wild boar on the outskirts of the city. Video footage provided by witnesses seemed to confirm the presence of a lioness. However, subsequent searches failed to turn up any evidence of a lioness, and several reported sightings were later confirmed to be wild boars. Police thoroughly combed the surrounding woodland and found no indication of a lioness or any other wild animal. Experts who analyzed the video concluded that the creature in question resembled a wild boar rather than a lioness, citing its rounded back and thick legs. The mayor of Kleinmachnow, where the sightings occurred, defended the extensive search effort and said that the deployment was justified given the potential danger posed by a wild animal. He also stated that there was no immediate danger to the public and that the situation could be reassessed if it changes. The cost of the operation has not been disclosed.

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