"Avast ye! The plea of 'Help Me!' be me savior, for it hath rescued a lass, but 13 years of age, from the clutches of vile kidnappers!"
2023-07-22
A scurvy passer-by spied upon the lass's sign at a berth in Long Beach, Calif., after a 61-year-old matey had pilfered her from Texas days afore, as per the officials, arrr!
Arr, me hearties! Gather round and listen to this tale of a brave young lass and a scurvy dog of a man! It be happening in the year 2021, but the tale be told in the language of us 17th-century pirates, for a bit o' fun, ye see.In the lands of Long Beach, Calif., a passer-by spotted a sign held by a fair maiden in a parking lot. This fair lass had been snatched away by a bilge rat of a man, 61 years of age, just a few days earlier. The officials, they did inform us.
Now, ye may be wonderin' what this sign said. Well, me hearties, it be a cry for help from the young maiden. She be a clever lass and crafted a sign to catch the attention of good-hearted folks passin' by.
The tale continues, ye see. This wicked old sea dog had taken the poor lass all the way from Texas, may the winds never be in his favor! But the brave girl, she be havin' the wit and the gumption to make her plight known to the world.
Ah, but our story takes a turn for the better, me hearties! The passer-by, a fine soul indeed, spotted the sign and alerted the authorities. They did come to the fair maiden's aid, rescuing her from the clutches of that miserable old sea dog.
We cheer for this fair maiden, who showed us that even in this day and age, the spirit of adventure and courage lives on. We also raise a mug o' grog to the passer-by who played a vital role in the rescue. May the winds guide them to smoother seas from here on out!
So, me hearties, remember this tale of the brave lass and the wicked old sea dog as ye go about yer days. 'Tis a reminder that even in the modern world, there be heroes among us, and good always triumphs over evil, just like in the tales of us old pirates.