Arrr! Kansas Troopers be a'wagin' war on motorists, says a federal judge. Blast 'em scallywags!
2023-07-22
Arrr, the judge be sayin' that them scurvy dogs of the Highway Patrol be makin' a naughty habit o' wrongly interrogatin' sailors sailin' in from foreign lands, all in hopes o' findin' some sweet loot o' drugs. Blimey!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, arrr! The judge, he be sayin' that them scurvy Highway Patrol scallywags be havin' a nasty habit o' wrongly questionin' them out-of-state drivers, all in the hopes o' findin' some sweet booty - drugs, that be!Arr, ye see, these patrolmen, they be harboring suspicions and doubtin' the good hearts o' these unsuspectin' sailors. They be stoppin' these landlubbers, askin' 'em all sorts o' questions, like a bunch o' pesky seagulls circlin' overhead, lookin' for a tasty fish scrap.
The judge, he be sayin' it ain't right, it ain't fair! These poor souls, just passin' through our waters, bein' harassed by these overzealous patrolmen, thinkin' everyone be a smugglin' scoundrel. It be like searchin' every inch o' the ship, hopin' to find that hidden treasure, but all ye be findin' is a bunch o' moldy bread!
Arrr, the judge be speakin' the truth. He be exposin' their little game, their sly plan to seize booty that may not even exist. It be like chasin' after the ghost of Blackbeard himself, a wild goose chase on the vast sea of suspicion.
But fear not, me hearties! The judge be puttin' an end to this madness. He be sayin' that these out-of-state drivers should be treated with respect and dignity, as be their right. No more wrongful questionin' and accusin' without proper cause.
So let it be known, me mateys, that we shall stand strong against these pirate-like practices from the Highway Patrol. No longer shall innocent sailors be treated like criminals. The judge be settin' a new course, a fair and just one for all who venture through these treacherous highways. Yo ho ho!