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Arrr, mateys! Kelly Ayotte be settin' sail fer the Governor's post in New Hampshire! Avast, prepare fer adventure!

2023-07-24

Arr, the scallywag of a senator did join the fray, 'pon hearing that the noble Gov. Chris Sununu, a matey in the same Republican crew, hath declared he be not seekin' the office once more.

Arr, me hearties! 'Tis a tale of political antics on the high seas o' New Hampshire! The scallywag former senator, whose name be still unknown to this humble sailor, hath decided to throw his hat into the race for governor. Why, ye ask? 'Twas all because Governor Chris Sununu, a fellow Republican, announced that he'd be abandonin' ship and not runnin' again. Aye, 'twas a chance too good to pass up, thought the former senator.

Now, ye may be wonderin' why this be such a big deal. Well, me mateys, ye see, 'tis all about power and the mighty political game. The former senator be thinkin' he can steer the ship of New Hampshire better than any other scurvy dog. He be wantin' to grab hold of the helm and guide the state through rough waters and smooth seas alike.

But let's not forget the humorous part of this tale, me hearties! Picture a bunch of politicians, all speakin' in the language of us pirates from the 17th century. Arr, wouldn't that be a sight to behold? Methinks they'd be wearin' tricorn hats and eye patches, arguin' over who gets the biggest share of the treasure chest called New Hampshire's budget.

Now, me shipmates, we must keep our spyglasses focused on this race. Will the former senator prevail and claim the title of governor? Or will there be other scallywags settin' sail in hopes of victory? Only time will tell, me hearties. But rest assured, this tale of political maneuverin' and power-grabbin' will continue to entertain us landlubbers for many a day to come.

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