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Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Shiver me timbers, country tunes be the new grog of the land lubbers. Harry and Meghan be a cursed chest of bad luck, arr! Fox News be full o' opinions, mateys!

2023-07-25

Avast ye mateys! Lay yer eyes upon the finest Fox News Opinion pieces and partake in the merriment of Jesse Watters, Sean Hannity, Greg Gutfeld, Laura Ingraham, and a crew o' others. Set yer sights on their video treasures, lest ye be left stranded on a deserted isle!

In the language of a 17th century pirate, Jesse Watters reports that the Bidens are facing increasing scrutiny. Hunter Biden's friend, Devon Archer, will be testifying before the House Oversight Committee. The situation is described as the "dam breaking" for the Bidens. In another humorous article, it is highlighted that Nashville has become just as out of touch as Hollywood or Wall Street, much to the dismay of conservatives who feel that corporate America is disconnected from its core audience. Clay Travis questions why The Washington Post was so eager to oust Bill Clinton but seems to overlook the corruption allegations against Joe Biden. The article suggests that something has clearly changed. Another story tells the inspiring tale of Corrie, who forgave the Nazis despite them taking everything from her. Kevin Walling discusses his involvement in launching No Labels in 2010 and expresses his disagreement with their stance on the 2024 election. A piece argues that Joe Biden's war against free speech is even worse than the actions of Big Tech companies. Karl Rove's video is shared, discussing the "sleazy" behavior surrounding the Bidens. A Black lesbian with a Harvard law degree shares her experience of being censored by Big Tech, highlighting the absurdity of cancel culture. Senator John Barrasso accuses China of playing Biden officials for fools and claims that Biden is willing to be humiliated by China to push his radical green agenda. There is also a video discussing President Biden's alleged history of lying throughout his political career. An article suggests that people of faith have the answer to the homelessness crisis in LA. Harry and Meghan, once beloved by Tinseltown, are now considered "box office poison." Representative Chrissy Houlahan, a New Democrat, presents her plan to fight inflation and save the economy. Bill Bennett's video emphasizes that the Supreme Court, not Biden, has the final say in interpreting the Constitution. The New York Times is accused of ignoring Joe Biden's corruption, and an article warns that the schools' war on artificial intelligence is a national security threat. The collection concludes with a political cartoon titled "Woke Hole."

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