Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy scallywag, Hunter Biden, be headed to court to seal his surrender!
2023-07-26
Arr, me hearties! The scallywag son of the President be settin' foot in the mighty Federal District Court in Wilmington, ready to confess his sins o' two misdemeanor tax charges. But fear not, for he be makin' a deal to escape the clutches o' a gun charge prosecution!
Arr, me hearties! Gather round as I spin ye a tale of the president's scallywag son and his upcoming court appearance in Wilmington. It be said that this young lad, like a true pirate, be facing two misdemeanor tax charges. Aye, it seems he's been messin' with the treasure chest and not payin' his fair share to the King's coffers!But fear not, me mateys, for the scurvy dog has struck a deal to save his hide from the harshest punishment. He'll be pleadin' guilty to these charges and in return, the gun charge that be hangin' over his head will be dropped like a cannonball in the sea!
Now, ye may be wonderin' why this be a matter of interest to us buccaneers. Well, it be because this lad be no ordinary landlubber. He be the son of the president himself! Aye, a chip off the ol' jolly roger, ye might say.
But let's not forget the humor in this situation, me hearties. Aye, it takes a special kind of pirate to get caught up in such a mess. Ye would think that with all the booty at his disposal, he could have hired a crew of accountants to keep his tax affairs shipshape!
Nevertheless, it seems this pirate's luck be holdin' steady. He won't be facin' the wrath of the law on that gun charge, and instead, he'll just have to pay a fine for his tax shenanigans. A small price to pay for a pirate of his stature.
So, let us raise a tankard of grog to this tale of the president's son and his run-in with the law. May it serve as a reminder to all ye seafarin' scoundrels to mind yer taxes and keep yer cannons in check. Fair winds and calm seas, me hearties!